Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

New study predicts when the universe will end, scientists claim it is sooner than expected - Earth.com

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Homesellers now outnumber buyers by half a million: Redfin - NewsNation

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

Companies are struggling to fill manufacturing positions, let alone plan for what Trump's administration has in mind - Business Insider

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(5) LINGERIE.

France blown away! Records sent tumbling as Les Bleus concede five goals for the first time in 56 YEARS against incredible Spain - Goal.com

(2) DILDO.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(3) XHAMSTER

Full-screen Xbox handheld UI is coming to all Windows PCs “starting next year” - Ars Technica

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

Europe’s Groundbreaking Earth-Mars Tugboat Mission Is Looking for Passengers to Join Its First Voyage - The Daily Galaxy

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Aurora borealis lights up northern Nevada, Carson City skies - Carson Now

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Recursion lays off 20% of staff in wake of pipeline cutbacks - Fierce Biotech

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(1) XNXX

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Wes Anderson Put a Great Deal of Time and Thought Into His Upcoming Criterion Career Box Set - IndieWire

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(2) YOUPORN.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is getting a fifth and final season - The Verge

(1) STRAPON.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

(4) CONDOM.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,